xvav:

How to: Goat Simulator [x]

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the-vashta-nerada:

i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits around me and read watership down to them and i’m actually a disney princess

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officialfrenchtoast:

me: *tries to be funny*

everyone:

image

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spangefucker:

it was his hat mr. krabs

spangefucker:

it was his hat mr. krabs

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knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*

bitterassfandom:

CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, MICHELLE OBAMA RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016 WITH HILLARY CLINTON AS HER RUNNING MATE

IT’S A DREAM COME TRUE

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timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

(Source: onlylolgifs, via can-town-mayor)


23devil:

amateur-1314:

FHHFU THIS IS TOO CUTE

"raaah I’m an orc- asdfgh Elf cooties go away!”

23devil:

amateur-1314:

FHHFU THIS IS TOO CUTE

"raaah I’m an orc- asdfgh Elf cooties go away!

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Inspirational Quotes
How:

•"He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures." -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

•"Out of clutter, find Simplicity. From discord, find Harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies Opportunity."-Albert Einstein

•"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same."-Source Unknown

•"One is rated by others as he rates himself."-French Proverb

•"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."-Source Unknown

•Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble- Frank Tyger

•"The idea that truth always triumphs over persecution is one of those pleasant falsehoods, which most experience refutes. History is teeming with instances of truth put down by persecution. If not put down forever, it may be set back for centuries."-John Mill