My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(Source: pessi-misticc, via cheeziespaz)
Ghostfacers - swearing
(via neo-trickster)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter
we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant
if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in
After all this time?
Always.
(via obamaa)
sometimes i hate dutch stereotypes but a man on wooden shoes just walked past me in literally the middle of the fucking city
Well I’ll be amsterdamned
*whispers* how dare u
(via neo-trickster)
Is he blowing invisible bubbles? Way to keep your evil image, Satan.
aww satan u so cute
just think about this for a sec
no one in the history of humanity before now has ever thought or uttered the words “aww satan u so cute”
cute
s a t a n
satan being cute
satan blowing imaginary bubbles and being cute
i think this says something meaningful about the people we’ve become
(via neo-trickster)
lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:
is that comic sans
Twilight deserves an eternity of comic sans
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET FOREVER
It’s been no less than 5 years since I’ve watched this episode and I still read every bit of that in his voice with each distinct accent and pitch chance.
(via myfirstdancewithbieber)
t334:
“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’
“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”
“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”
“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”
(via hollowpie)
- Sherlock: I don't have friends.
- Merlin: All my friends are dead.
- Doctor Who: All my friends are dead.
- Supernatural: All my friends are dead.
- Hannibal: I want to eat all my friends.


