meganesenpai:

Curse you third person

(Source: lilyspring, via neo-trickster)


stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc, via cheeziespaz)


Ghostfacers - swearing

(via neo-trickster)


iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

queenofthedreamers:

mypatronusisyou:

you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter

we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant 

if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in

After all this time?

Always.

(via obamaa)


amsterdamnedd:

hannigramlecter:

amsterdamnedd:

sometimes i hate dutch stereotypes but a man on wooden shoes just walked past me in literally the middle of the fucking city

Well I’ll be amsterdamned

*whispers* how dare u

(via neo-trickster)


thisisasupergoodidea:

raggedyarchangel:

firebreathingsquirrels:

Is he blowing invisible bubbles? Way to keep your evil image, Satan.

aww satan u so cute

just think about this for a sec

no one in the history of humanity before now has ever thought or uttered the words “aww satan u so cute”

cute

s a t a n

satan being cute

satan blowing imaginary bubbles and being cute

i think this says something meaningful about the people we’ve become

(via neo-trickster)


lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:

shurichan:

lolzpicx:



is that comic sans

Twilight deserves an eternity of comic sans

lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:

shurichan:

lolzpicx:

image

is that comic sans

Twilight deserves an eternity of comic sans

(Source: tennaq, via obamaa)


pokemonmasterkimba:

octopuscastiel:

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET FOREVER

It’s been no less than 5 years since I’ve watched this episode and I still read every bit of that in his voice with each distinct accent and pitch chance.

(via myfirstdancewithbieber)


t334:

mattbellamysfolds:

“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’

“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”

“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”

“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”

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(via hollowpie)



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Inspirational Quotes
How:

•"He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures." -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

•"Out of clutter, find Simplicity. From discord, find Harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies Opportunity."-Albert Einstein

•"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same."-Source Unknown

•"One is rated by others as he rates himself."-French Proverb

•"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."-Source Unknown

•Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble- Frank Tyger

•"The idea that truth always triumphs over persecution is one of those pleasant falsehoods, which most experience refutes. History is teeming with instances of truth put down by persecution. If not put down forever, it may be set back for centuries."-John Mill